Belated Friday Flows

Matt Cimmino, SHU Defenseman

Sam Barnes, Notre Dame Defender

Con Bro Chill

Alright. It’s fairly obvious that the guy who’s nickname involves ‘Bro’ might be the leader in this heat, but lets delve deeper to analyze the match-up.

Batting leadoff we have Matt Cimmino, who plays his lacrosse at Sacred Heart University in Fairfield/Bridgeport-esque, CT. Living in the 203 has it’s own set of bro guidelines, and we’re pretty convinced that every laxer under the age of 18 has the same haircut. This brings me to Sam Barnes, who’s going to be an All-American this year at Notre Dame. Barnes hails from Branford, CT, which as you might have guessed is in Fairfield County. Needless to say, he’s sporting the appropriate ‘doo.


Last, we have Con Bro Chill who was fortunate to attend Chapman on the Left Coast. While there’s still snow on the ground on LI, I’m left thinking I should’ve went west. Enough digression, his hair looks legendary. Someone pointed out that it has the feel of Jeff Spicoli’s hair from Fast Times At Ridgemont High. We’ll let you draw your own conclusion.

As for my winner, I think I’m going to go for the subdued bro flow displayed by Sam Barnes. The combover plus wings look has been a lax staple for as long as I can remember. I know that Con Bro has the flare, but I’m more of a fundamentals guy.


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