I’m starting the campaign here to bring this man to Lacrosse Unlimited Headquarters. He should answer every phone call. After that, we should put him on a daily rotation in our stores. The man could sell salt to a slug with a voice like that. Put him in a suit, give him a shave, and he’ll be convincing parents along the Eastern Seaboard that it’s time for some new lax gear.
At first I was beyond convinced that this was a voiceover, but it was on Good Morning America who’s widely considered to be reputable, right? If this man doesn’t find work than I can walk on water.
UPDATE: ESPN just released a story saying that the Cavaliers just offered this Ohio man a job. We’re happy for him, but is it too late to claim dibbs? Does that work in the real world?