Meet Our New Sales Person

I’m starting the campaign here to bring this man to Lacrosse Unlimited Headquarters. He should answer every phone call. After that, we should put him on a daily rotation in our stores. The man could sell salt to a slug with a voice like that. Put him in a suit, give him a shave, and he’ll be convincing parents along the Eastern Seaboard that it’s time for some new lax gear.

At first I was beyond convinced that this was a voiceover, but it was on Good Morning America who’s widely considered to be reputable, right? If this man doesn’t find work than I can walk on water.

UPDATE: ESPN just released a story saying that the Cavaliers just offered this Ohio man a job. We’re happy for him, but is it too late to claim dibbs? Does that work in the real world?

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