By way of Rocky Point and Endicott College, the Lacrosse Unlimited family welcomes our Intern! No, he does not have name. In agreeing to work here, he has forfeited the Bill of Rights, which means we control his every move. It’s almost like he’s a puppet.
A freshman at some beach d3 school in Mass, our intern has been dabbling with Illustrator, Social Media and blue collar work in the warehouse. It’s too early to tell, but he’s been relatively effective. We’re thinking of grading him out with a report card after his 3 weeks.
You might be wondering why I chose this Ron Artest, Maxim video to ring in the new guy, but it’s more obvious than you might think. As intern, he has been in charge of running all of our product photo shoots. We had to give him something to do besides walking aimlessly in circles. He can only turn left by the way. He’s not much of an ambi-turner.